RightWingDeathBogan

Greenpeace's Latest Waste Of Bandwidth.

Please visit Greenpeace to take advantage of their kind offer to harass the CEO's of legitimate computer manufacturers.

I'm thinking a show of support for the companies may help to offset the avalanche of hate mail they will receive from the Leftards and other assorted travellers.

One of my efforts:

Dear CEO

When I next need to replace my computer I would like to have the choice of buying a greener computer.

The last computer I purchased came with a silver case, and it clashes dreadfully with my decor.

Your company, along with others in the industry, has improved environmental policies and promised products free of the most hazardous chemicals in 2008/9.

This is excellent, but I find that a pale green colour is more soothing to my mind, and ensures my bloodpressure remains manageable when thinking of Greenpeace's latest anti-capitalist, anti-Western campaign.

My challenge to you is to be the first company to put on the market a computer entirely without caving in to the worst elements in the radical activist community chemicals to clearly demonstrate your leadership in greener coloured computing.

Yours sincerely,

[nilk]

And:

Dear CEO,

No doubt you are currently experiencing a flood of emails from Greenpeace demanding that you produce "greener" computers by reducing the amount of chemicals in the manufacturing process.

Please disregard those emails as the harassment they are and continue to work towards producing the best product in the most efficient way possible.

By all means be aware of ecological concerns, but not to the extent that you compromise the integrity of your business.

Good luck in your upcoming battles,

Regards,

[nilk].

posted by Nilk @ 1:05 PM