Friday, July 21, 2006

Greater Love Hath No Man......



AN Australian man who fell almost 30m down a ravine in Canada was found by rescuers still clutching his stubby of beer.
The man, who had been drinking heavily, climbed up on to a railing over the ravine near Vancouver's Commercial Drive SkyTrain station, apparently looking for somewhere to relieve himself.

"It just so happens he had a beer with him when he was brought up," fire department Captain Rick Matsen said.

"He held on to it pretty tight."

A witness told a Canadian news service that the man appeared very drunk but maintained a firm grip on to his beer as he tumbled.


I'll bet he wasn't drinking VB or Fosters.

2 Comments:

At 11:39 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can get it banging a nail,
You can get it climbing a rail,
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Slatts

 
At 5:41 PM, Blogger Jai Normosone said...

Sounds like a mate's brother. He went to sleep in a chair after a hard night of drinking with the half-empty stubby firmly in hand on his chest. Woke up around breakfast time and promptly finished the warm beer.... :)

 

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