Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Terrorist Chic Comes To The Bogan Belt.

According to the Bride's Diary:

By offering a stylish new range, which encompasses both Australian and International suit designs, Roger David have raised the bar in the traditional suit hire market.

Roger David specialise in suit hire for weddings with stores located in all major shopping centres nationwide – it’s easy to organise suit hire for your special day.

Hmmm. How's that working out on the international suit thingy?

Well, I guess Yasser Arafat was an international figure.

In fact, he cut such a dashing figure across the world stage that hundreds of thousands emulate his particular fetish for a particular type of print on his headdress.

You too can dress like a terrorist courtesy of Roger David stores in Australia.

And for only $29.99, too.
Cheaper to buy one overseas, I reckon.

It might also help to remember that a)Arafat threatened the UN in 1974(that's the way I read his words about coming with an olive branch and a gun), and b)he wore the keffiyeh because he was bald.

Well done, Roger David.

You now look like a bald terrorist who also happens to be severely dead.


At 3:05 AM, Blogger MK said...

I could never understand why that 'keffiyeh' is so popular Nilk, it's like a dishcloth. But then he was a Jew-hating, thieving, terrorist murderer wasn't he, perhaps that's the attraction.

At 12:42 PM, Anonymous junia said...

I left a comment about this:

Dear sir/madam,
About the keffiyah worn by the model on the home page -
- that check scarf has a political association with Yasser Arafat, anti-semitism and the destruction of Israel. Does your company believe in these things?

Unfortunately the word limit restrictions meant I couldn't write anymore.


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