Friday, January 05, 2007

Banning The Bikini Will Slow Islamification.

Well, according to this particular Xanga.com site, anyway.

Apparently it's because of bikinis that we are headed the way of Sodom and Gomorrah, and we need to ban bikinis (and porn, which is apparently a jewish invention) to save ourselves.

I humbly request that you go read the site and comments linked to in the post title, and marvel at the intelligence displayed.

It is magnificent.

Okay, tongue out of cheek now, this sort of dreck just boggles my mind. How on earth people that can put stuff like this together manage to walk and breath at the same time truly boggles my mind.

There is no attempt at providing valid, logical discourse, and as ever, islam is the answer. *yawn*

I will agree that pornography is harmful, but I somehow doubt it leads directly to gaydom. It would depend on far too many factors, and I've no intention of getting into a debate on the origins of homosexuality here.

Just go read and allow your mind to boggle along with mine.

6 Comments:

At 6:36 AM, Blogger W. E. Messamore said...

Well, I think it's fair to say that he's got a coherent argument, I just disagree with his premises and his conclusion. Most importantly of all though... I was literally laughing out loud as I was reading that. It was hilarious!

I particularly liked his list of the various kinds of sex that will destroy the West. I can't believe he actually broke it down for us. Some of my favorites were: man acting as lesbian [wouldn't that mean liking women, which men are supposed to do?], sex toy sex, oral sex, female topless dancer sex, hooter restaurant sex, sex education sex, cable tv sex, bikini beach sex [with the parenthetical question: (could bikini cause incest)?], navel books sex, and silicone breast implant sex.

Unintentional humor is the best.

 
At 2:45 PM, Blogger MK said...

Ban alcohol, mini skirts etc, they might all slow it down, but it won't stop the Jihadists.

 
At 10:09 AM, Blogger LYL said...

Let me get this straight. This bloke thinks that Christianity is responsible for the degraded morals of the West? Christianity?

LOL!

 
At 10:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I checked it out and its a great little blog

Its really really clever way to prove that the west is doomed

Who ever built it is a genius , im amazed at how well they keep you
reading till the end few sentences , as you are not sure what they are
saying till you get to the end

Proof that the internet lets all contribute to the advancement of
knowledge


THE BLOG MAKES A VERY IMPORTANT VALID POINT


AND MAKES IT VERY WELL

 
At 11:19 AM, Blogger LYL said...

It makes the valid point that the West is suicidal, but blames it on Christianity, which is a pile of crap.

 
At 6:24 AM, Blogger D.R. Piper said...

I can't help but think that the Anonymous person is the guy who originally posted the blog... my only problem with that is: in his comment everything is mostly grammatically correct.

 

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