Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Marine Corps Entrance Exam.

MARINE CORPS ENTRANCE EXAM

Subject: Marine Entrance Exam
Time Limit: 3 weeks
Name:__________________

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions-OR-give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3.Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
___a. build a bridge
___b. sail the ocean
___c. lead an army or
___d. WRITE A PLAY!!!!

4. What religion is the Pope?(check only one)
----a. Jewish
____b. Catholic
____c. Hindu
____d. Polish
____e. Agnostic

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6.What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given?(approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?
____a. Westerners
____b. Southerners
____c. Northerners

9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
Bush:________________
Carter:______________
Clinton:_____________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five:

11. Where does rain come from?
____a. Macy's
____b. a 7-11
____c. Canada
____d. the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Therory of Relativity?
____a. yes
____b. no

13. What are coat hangers for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium-OR-spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
____a. New York
____b. Florida
____c. Canada
____d. Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

19. What does NBC(National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when(approximately)?
____(a) B.C.
____(b) A.D.

*You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify.

6 Comments:

At 10:54 PM, Blogger Kae said...

I don't think I can do this. I've had a bad day.

I need a sea change. D'ya think they'll just lemme in?

 
At 10:05 PM, Blogger MK said...

Are you just yanking our chains Nilk?

 
At 11:40 PM, Blogger Nilk said...

MK, I found it on a USMC forum of all places!

I laughed so hard I disturbed Magilla trying to go to sleep.

 
At 11:09 PM, Anonymous Grimmy said...

Now, come on! Seriously. What do them there questions have to do with killin foreign folk? I can tell a bayonet from a bullet, don't that count for nuthin?

Former USMC 0351 - Infantry (Anti-Armor Rocket and Demolition Assaultman) and 0231 - Intell Specialist (Analysis)

 
At 11:33 PM, Blogger Jai Normosone said...

Some folks may say that you /cain't/ be too bright if your a ma-rine.

Some folks also wonder how a platoon of ma-rines is the answer to the question of "What's bring & green, lives in a swamp & has an IQ of 17"

Some folks don't fail to wonder though that I'd much rather be mates with a marine than any of these dishonourable left-wing cowards that are allowed to live in this world and dictate that I have to tolerate terrorists and cowardly, women-beating scum.

So, instead of spitting on that soldier , thank him (or her) for the freedoms you enjoy - for if you do spit on them, be very fucking sure that I'm not there to show you the errors of your ways.

 
At 9:56 AM, Blogger Minicapt said...

Because I can: http://www.strategypage.com/humor/default.asp

Cheers

 

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