What happens when you aren't paying attention.There are plenty of stories about what people do to their exes. Or their exe's property. A favourite has always been using their toothbrush to clean the loo.
I came close to that the other day. I've got a toothbrush I use for cleaning the tile grout, and one for the fangs.
Guess which one was left in the shower out of reach of little paws but perfectly positioned for a half awake death bogan?
I am not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed first thing in the morning, but after redoing my teeth with the correct brush and gargling with 400proof alcohol, I did get a good laugh out of it.
That'll learn me.