Monday, January 05, 2009

The TMI Files. Romance At Last!

--- On Mon, 5/1/09, Olusegun Adeyemi wrote:


From: Olusegun Adeyemi
Subject: DO YOU KNOW SOMEONE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU?
To: rwdbanon[email redacted]
Received: Monday, 5 January, 2009, 3:42 AM

HI,
PLEASE, SORRY FOR FOR THE WAY I ADDRESS MY SUBJECT IS JUST THAT I GET CARRIED AWAY WITH YOUR BEAUTY WHEN I SAW YOU ON GOOGLE.
PLEAS, PARDON ME MY QUEEN OF ZION, MY GODDESS.
CAN I GET TO KNOW YOU MORE?
I HAVE KNOW PROBLEMS ON MY HEAD IS JUST THAT I LIKE YOU SO MUCH.
MY NAMES ARE : OBULE DARLINGTON
COUNTRY: NIGERIA
I AM A GRADUATE OF MARKETING WITH MY SECOND DEGREE.
THIS MY EMAIL ADDRESS FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME BACK I WANT TO HEAR FOR YOU PLEASE,
I AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY OR I WILL JUST KILL MYSELF

5 Comments:

At 2:16 PM, Blogger kae said...

Lucky you!

 
At 7:23 PM, Blogger Muzz Grey said...

Hi Nilk.I followed your link and have spent a little time perusing your blog.

Re:Mr Nigeria.
Wow,you certainly have won a heart there.Not often you could say that you've been anointed into royalty.All in upper case too-I guess he's got it BAD for you.However,does "decent bloke" constitute one that is suicidal? We've all been lovesick at some stage of our lives but the deal breaker,for mine,would be if he tells you you've just won the lottery and requires your bank account details....

FWIW Re:Gay marriage
I'll give those Socialist hypocrites equal rights when they do a parody of Islam at the next Mardi Gras in the same manner as Christianity has repeatedly been lampooned! Grrrr.....

 
At 7:58 PM, Blogger Nilk said...

Better believe I'm lucky, Kae, and don't I know it!

Muzz, I've had a few remarkable offers from Nigeria lately; especially since I once replied to one for the hell of it.

This is the first proposal, though. Still trying to decide if I should take him up on the offer.

It seems a bit too good to be true.

 
At 6:55 PM, Blogger sfw said...

Wish I had a name like 'Obule Darlington' if you accept his offer you could be Mrs Darlington, lucky woman.

 
At 11:04 PM, Blogger MK said...

This is definitely a new angle. I guess the number of morons swallowing the african dictator just died nonsense is shrinking.

"I AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY OR I WILL JUST KILL MYSELF"

i'd be tempted to reply and tell em' not to wait any longer, but that'll just be taking the bait won't it.

 

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