RightWingDeathBogan

Karl Rove comes home.

Well, actually, I got the rugrat a couple of budgies. I've been meaning to for ages, and I finally got off my backside.

they are young, malleable, with their wings trimmed so that I can get them used to being handled.

And they are named Karl and Rove. Karl is a bit larger and gryeblue with a yellow head and grey tail. Rove is your basic blue budgie. I did think of naming them Halliburton and Chimpybushmchitler, but those names are a bit long for a 3year old to learn.

Now I've got to teach them a few good phrases, too. Like "It's all about the oil!" and "black helicopter!"

Maybe even "where's my lake?"

posted by Nilk @ 1:40 PM